200 Funny Bird Names That’ll Crack You Up
Birds may be small, but their personalities are huge. From mimicking your every word to dancing on command, birds are natural-born entertainers. So, why give them a boring name?
Whether you just got a chatty parrot or a chill cockatiel, this list of 200 funny bird names will have you chirping with laughter. We’ve broken them down by categories—punny, food-inspired, celebrity-themed, weird, and more.
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Punny Bird Names (1–40)
These names use bird-themed puns and wordplay to hilarious effect:
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Feather Locklear
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Wingston Churchill
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Cluck Norris
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Squawk Obama
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Beakoncé
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Sir Chirps-a-Lot
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Eggbert
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Pollo Loco
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Cheep Thrills
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Colonel Cluck
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Hawkward
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Quack Nicholson
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Duck Tape
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Birdie Sanders
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Hen Solo
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Beakman
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Martin Luthor Wing
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Lord of the Wings
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Waddlesworth
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Chick Jagger
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Macawley Culkin
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Flapjack
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Peep Diddy
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Birdzilla
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Owl Capone
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Quackie Chan
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Robin Hood
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Dr. Feathers
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Eggatha Christie
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Captain Beak
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Tweetie Pie
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Wingstop
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Fluff Daddy
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Duckleberry Finn
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Bird Reynolds
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Beaky Blinders
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Chirpy McChirpface
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Talon Swift
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Chick Magnet
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Alfred Hitchbird
Food-Inspired Bird Names (41–80)
Perfect for birds with big appetites (or attitudes like a spicy snack):
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Waffle
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Taco
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Niblet
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Pickles
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Popcorn
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Beakfast
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Drumstick
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Biscuit
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Lemon Drop
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Cheeto
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Sriracha
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Noodle
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Crouton
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Tofu
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Macaroni
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Peepcorn
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Bagel
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Pretzel
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Chicken Nugget
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Marshmallow
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Ramen
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Cupcake
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Honey Bun
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Churro
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Snickers
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Gingersnap
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Frito
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Cheeseball
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Tuna Melt
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Muffin
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Olive
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Tater Tot
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Butterbean
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Candy Corn
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Brownie
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Queso
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Eggroll
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Avocado
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Jellybean
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Cornflake
Celebrity-Inspired Bird Names (81–120)
These name your bird after the stars—with a funny feathered twist:
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Chickira
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Bawk Ruffalo
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Squawking Phoenix
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Beak Midler
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Drake (obviously)
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Feather Fawcett
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Pecky Minaj
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Lady BaaBaa
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Cluck Gyllenhaal
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Egg Sheeran
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Beak Affleck
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Hen Hathaway
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Billie Winglish
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Talon Musk
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Chris Hensworth
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Birdney Spears
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Quackson 5
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Taylor Swiftlet
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Harry Peckham
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Bird Pitt
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Macaw McConaughey
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Quack Galifianakis
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Dwayne “The Squawk” Johnson
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Owlfred Molina
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Owlen DeGeneres
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Hen Diesel
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Chick Clooney
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Beak Jonas
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Feather Lockwood
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Wing Diesel
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Owlivia Rodrigo
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Owlbert Einstein
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Wing Crosby
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Post Molting
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Bawk Obama
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Clawdia Schiffer
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Meowl Gibson
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Robert Downy Feather Jr.
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Parroty B
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Benedict Cumberbird
Funny Human Names for Birds (121–160)
Weirdly normal = weirdly hilarious:
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Kevin
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Linda
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Gary
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Doris
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Bob
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Tina
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Greg
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Ruth
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Jimbo
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Wanda
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Carol
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Steve
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Sharon
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Barry
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Nancy
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Doug
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Marge
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Clive
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Helen
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Carl
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Debbie
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Hank
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Denise
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Bruce
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Ethel
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Stan
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Frank
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Jan
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Todd
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Jerry
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Phyllis
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Gordon
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Maureen
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Dave
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Brenda
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Melvin
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Peggy
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Ernest
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Ralph
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Joyce
Absurd & Silly Bird Names (161–200)
Sometimes nonsense is just right:
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Poof
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Screechie
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Biscuit Beak
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Flapples
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Honkster
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Cheep Cheep
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Wigglewing
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Blip
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Snorkle
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Bloop
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Chirpo
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Captain Nibbles
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Borkbeak
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Sir Screechalot
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Meep
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Zap
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Momo the Menace
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Borkles
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Feathertoe
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Cawfee Bean
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Flapadoodle
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Gobbletron
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Ducky Momo
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Chirperoni
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Eggnog
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Tootsie Talon
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Plop
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Birdle
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Squeakie
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Quork
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Honkers
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Giggles
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Flufflebird
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Buzzy Beak
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Kazoo
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Tweeto Bandito
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Loafwing
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Eggsy
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Zappy McWings
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Wigglenugget
Tips for Naming Your Bird
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Use short names: Easier for birds to learn and for you to call.
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Choose sounds they like: Some birds mimic specific syllables better.
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Think voice + personality: Got a talkative bird? Try “Bawk Obama” or “Chatterbox.”
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Don’t take it too seriously: The sillier, the better!
Final Squawk
Your bird’s name should make you smile every time you say it. Whether your feathered friend is chill, loud, or absolutely chaotic, this list has something for every birdbrain in the best way possible.
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